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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:06 pm    Post subject: Lines I Hope Are Said in Episode III
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I'm making a small list, which will be added to by you guys, of lines I want to be heard in Episode III. Y'know....like my own sort of wishlist for the movie.

Anakin as he gets thrown in a volcano: OMGWTF HAX!

Yoda: Pay a lot for this muffler I will not.

Anakin as he first dons his Vader mask: Who the hell was the genius costume designer who gave me this piece of crap?

Palpatine: I'ma pull out my pimp gold saber on yo' ass!

Mace Windu: I'm Rick James, bitch!
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:17 am    Post subject:
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Jar Jar: AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCK! *gurgle!*

Vader: AAAH! This helmet is chafing mah eyebrows... I SWEAR!
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padma in the bathroom and anikin yells, "USE THE FORCE!"
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:08 pm    Post subject:
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Anybody: "DIE JAR JAR DIE!!!"

and

"Pee on this.... this ... pee on this..."
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:45 pm    Post subject:
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ROFL! @ Zorn

Don't forget "Always two there are... and sometimes three."
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 Post Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:14 am    Post subject:
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"I wish we could go back in time and erase this trilogy, Obi Wan."
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 Post Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:19 am    Post subject:
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Possible spoiler:

Anakin should throw up in disgust after Palpatine reveals his TRUE self to him. Anakin would say something to the effect of, "I'm sure there's a doctor who could do something about that."
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Then Palpitine could go "Dammit Jim! I am an Emperor, not a seringe!"
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:12 pm    Post subject:
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Obi-wan telling Anikan: "Only you can prevent the destruction of the Jedi!"
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Palpatine (to the Senate): Instead of announcing my candidacy for reelection, I am announcing that you are all... morons.
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Wessa Gunna need a strong leader palpy

Well maybe you could lead us Jar Jar

REALLY!? MESSA?!

No... no ... no ... a no... no no no ... um um ... no
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 Post Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:58 pm    Post subject:
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Or Obi wan going while fighting Anakin
"Dammit, i knew taking him to that Strip club and stoping him from dancing with a girl woudl be a bad idea."
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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:45 am    Post subject:
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Ams Jendob wrote:
Palpatine (to the Senate): Instead of announcing my candidacy for reelection, I am announcing that you are all... morons.


you took that off the spoof trailer, "Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope"

and for the one with the helmet chaffing the eyebrows, that was either the same trailer or "Spaceballs" (i love that movie).

Please watch your language.
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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:06 pm    Post subject:
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Yeah, Wallace is right. Alot of ye are posting from the trailer, be original! Joke
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Wallace wrote:
Ams Jendob wrote:
Palpatine (to the Senate): Instead of announcing my candidacy for reelection, I am announcing that you are all... morons.


you took that off the spoof trailer, "Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope"

and for the one with the helmet chaffing the eyebrows, that was either the same trailer or "Spaceballs" (i love that movie).

This contains 1 curse word. You have been warned.

Yoda: Obi-Wan, frakked up you have.


Actually, the purpose of this thread was to post lines we hope are said in Episode III - nothing was mentioned about them having to be original. If people want to post a line from a spoof or fan film, let them.
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obi Wan to Anakin who falls off a cliff. "Youre pretty frakked now!"
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Reviving the thread!

Yoda: Warned you we tried, listen you did not. Now screwed we all will be.

Actually.. forget Ep. III... I want a full length movie of A Lost Hope!
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Yes, me as well. I want to see the spoof movie as well.

Obi wan "Anakin. I am your father!"
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Obi Wan to Anakin: "Damn, for having been raised a slave, you sure do whine a lot!"

Yoda: Easy, pimping is not. No gramatical sense, do I make.
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Actually Yoda does make gramatical sense. He uses inverted sentences at all times, though.
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Please can i have a look at this spoof version of Episode 3.

Obi Wan "Master Yoda, why would Anakin turn to the Dark side?"
Yoda "Clouded this boys mind is."
Obi Wan "Emotioal scars from losing his mothher?"
jar Jar "Mesa back" <Anakin starts swinging it him in a mindless rage>
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Too bad none of us got our wish Joke
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Yeah.. I would've praised the movie as holiness if they would've only killed off Jar Jar....
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What's with the hate at Jar Jar? He rocked.

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Well, atleast they hardly showed him, if they even did.
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Yoda: "The Death Star its called, build it they will....pink it will be"
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It's not called the Death Star! It's the DEATHTICLE!
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Wwwwwhhhhhyyyyy? Joke
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What about the Sphere O' Fear? Or... Giant Hurt Ball? Joke
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LOL indeed Joke
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Or even better ... THE DEATHTICLE!
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Ummmm... *points to previous posts...* already been said.. Joke
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