RNBC Special Broadcast - Keeramak/Nespis talks
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:59 pm    Post subject: RNBC Special Broadcast - Keeramak/Nespis talks
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Parliament is packed with 600 MPs and several high-ranking military officers. Jahan Stresemann stands to speak.

"Gentlemen, in an attempt to end this conflict, the Keeramak of the Ssi-Ruuvi Imperium will be speaking to us by holo tonight. Can you all - and I'm looking at you bastards in the Teyr Nationalists..." sniggers from the SDP ensue. "...please be courteous, and we shall let Democracy take its course. Mr Keeramak?"

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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:22 pm    Post subject:
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The Holy Keeramak's appearance on the holo device was extraordinary. The large dinosaur creature flexed its body and looked around, as if looking at the packed Parliament building and each MP individually.

"My Nespis Brothers!" the Keeramak roared, "My actions were peaceful in nature, but have appeared hostile." He looked around, "My Ssi and P'w'ecks meant them no harm, but I promise you. If I had wanted them dead, their flesh would have been picked off their bones clean." He snorted, "But that is not the fate of our brotherhood. We have fought the evil pirate fleet, paid by the Mouth of Flint, we have scared them into the oblivious spacious regions of the unknown."

The Keeramak looked towards the leadership, "You have casted a stone of war, yet you did not know my intentions. We are of a different custom, a different race. We have yet to adapt to human morals and traditions. I wanted to formally ally with this loyal and grand government." His eyes glared, "The ignorance should not last any longer! Choose peace, my brothers and sisters, and together our military might shall be greatest this galaxy has ever seen!"
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm    Post subject:
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One MP stands up, an SDP. "So you are expansionist in nature? Would that not label you a threat to Galactic peace?" There is scattered applause.
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I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
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Alexus says:
WOAH

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there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:26 pm    Post subject:
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"No, we are not."
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:31 pm    Post subject:
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"What my learned colleague is trying to say, Keeramak, is your intentions cannot be peaceful. I quote: "together our military might shall be greatest this galaxy has ever seen!" Nespis believes in peace and freedom, and we don't abide threats to that."

"No! War should never be an option!" another MP cries.

"Threats to the galaxy should be stopped!" cries another.

"ORDER!" the Chancellor demands. "Keeramak, could you please answer the first MP's question. I apologise for the conduct of our ministers."

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Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

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there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:36 pm    Post subject:
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The Keeramak turned and with a wicked smile answered, "Does the military automatically mean war? Or can it mean defense? These are dark times, Chancellor, surely the Nespis people must see it. If they do not..." he paused, "That does not matter. What matters is that our might for defense and protection of those free bodies of the galaxy will be the greatest anyone has seen."
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject:
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"These are indeed dark times, Keeramak," says the leader of the Teyr Nationalists, "and I think that is because of you! You claim peace but preach war, you abduct officers, and you use this... this... entechment process!"

It happened in vii, right? Confused
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Nespis - Democratic Republic - Pop 115,000,000,000 (Estimated) - two members

Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
Ross says:
LOL

Crazed says:
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:53 pm    Post subject:
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Ok, edited.
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THE LONG SIG HAS PERISHED

Nespis - Democratic Republic - Pop 115,000,000,000 (Estimated) - two members

Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
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LOL

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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject:
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"It is a scientific matter we have yet to perfect, but we have used it in the past against slaves and prisoners. I would like the galaxy to know, that upon my ruling, the P'w'ecks are considered our equals and brothers. The once brutal caste system has been destroyed and a new reign of justice has come about the Ssi-Ruuvi Imperium. Our ancient ways are no more, which is why we venture into this galaxy." his eyes curled with his lips, "And I will not tolerate a human faction considering us as scum and anything less than equals.."
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:07 pm    Post subject:
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"Human? Good sir, four fifths of our citizens are Karis from Karideph. Eight tenths of this chamber are made up of Karis."

"I have a question," says a female MP, "is it true what Mr Stresemann tells us about your alliance with the Empire?"

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THE LONG SIG HAS PERISHED

Nespis - Democratic Republic - Pop 115,000,000,000 (Estimated) - two members

Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
Ross says:
LOL

Crazed says:
LOL DILDOS
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
LOL


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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:09 pm    Post subject:
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"I will not speak of alliances with other factions!" the Holy Keeramak was outraged, "You will not question my or other faction loyalties for your own benefits."

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 Post Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:48 am    Post subject:
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Oh frak YOU VII.

Another post wiped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad

So..

"Gentlemen, it appears the Empire and Ssi-Ruuvi are at war, and the Ssi-Ruuk have attacked Carida." There were gasps and clicks from the entire house. "...I would like the House to approach this crisis in which we are now from the point of view of Nespian interests, Nespian honour, and Nespian obligations, free from all passion as to why peace has not yet been preserved." There were cheers and a clear 589 majority registered on the vote tabulator, 11 abstaining. "We are at war, Keeramak!"

Deltan removed a comlink. "Case Blue," he said, "I repeat, Case Blue."



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THE LONG SIG HAS PERISHED

Nespis - Democratic Republic - Pop 115,000,000,000 (Estimated) - two members

Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
Ross says:
LOL

Crazed says:
LOL DILDOS
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
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 Post Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject:
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I love how you found about this. *eats popcorn* Your lucky I'm not in charge of the navy. Cool
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 Post Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:40 pm    Post subject:
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Or how the Ssi-Ruuk found out that the ship was at Carida, eh? But, I'm not complaining. So neither should you. Wink
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 Post Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:47 pm    Post subject:
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News reports, Arlyn. Radio chatter.
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Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
Ross says:
LOL

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 Post Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:14 pm    Post subject:
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yeah, im positive the people of Carida are talking about a huge SSD in their planet, and then a ginormus fleet jumping in as well...
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yeah, im positive the people of Carida are talking about a huge SSD in their planet, and then a ginormus fleet jumping in as well...


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 Post Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:27 pm    Post subject:
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well it still works with the SSD part lol....
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 Post Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject:
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Jammers aren't unstoppable... besides, we'd support the Imps anyway.
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Nespis - Democratic Republic - Pop 115,000,000,000 (Estimated) - two members

Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
Ross says:
LOL

Crazed says:
LOL DILDOS
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LOL
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