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Alexus
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:28 pm    Post subject: RNBC Broadcast
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frak NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAGH


AGH


I spent an hour writing this and the ****ing forum erased it. frak YOU CRAY AGH.

The general gist is, I rolled the dice and Nespis is at war with the Ssi-Ruuk. There were speeches from both sides and everything. Shit. SHIT.


Okay, short version.


Jahan Stresemann, looking like he needs a stiff drink, takes the podium. "The House has voted, three times, and we have come to a verdict on our response to Ssi-Ruuk belligerence. With a bare two thirds majority, we have voted on war with the Ssi-Ruuvi Imperium. May whatever Gods you believe in be with you, people of Nespis."

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THE LONG SIG HAS PERISHED

Nespis - Democratic Republic - Pop 115,000,000,000 (Estimated) - two members

Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
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Alexus says:
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Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
Ross says:
LOL

Crazed says:
LOL DILDOS
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
LOL


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Alexus
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 Post Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:52 pm    Post subject:
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"Hello, I'm Jatana Helinsky and this is an emergency news bulletin. In protest over alleged militarist plans for the government, President Jahan Stresemann has temporarily resigned. It seems that the military had plans in place for an attack on the Ssi-Ruuk in the event of war and these plans were technically enacted before the declaration of war because of a time difference between the fleet anchorage at [censored for military concerns] and Nespis. Grand Admiral Karh Deltan has been temporarily sworn in as President until Mr Stresemann can rethink his position. More news as we get it."
_________________
THE LONG SIG HAS PERISHED

Nespis - Democratic Republic - Pop 115,000,000,000 (Estimated) - two members

Alexus says:
I wonder what Moskau sounds like at double speed!
Alexus says:
...
Alexus says:
.....
Alexus says:
WOAH

Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
there's a lot of difference between me and VVD
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
about two feet
Ross says:
LOL

Crazed says:
LOL DILDOS
Alexus - Tora! Tora! Tora! says:
LOL
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