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Darth Margera
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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:11 am    Post subject: The Green Krayt Cantina
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Lance entered the Cantina and promptly sat down at the Bar.

He ordered a Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster and waited, as a Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster is not an easy Drink to mix.

After a good 15 minutes, Lance was Presented with a Smoking Green liquid. He could smell the Ol' Janx Spirit, and felt a wave of familiarity and comfort wash over him. He used to have one every couple of months when he had enough credits, as growing up on Corellia hadn't been easy.

He took slow measured drinks, so as not to kill himself.

For those who don't know, drinking a Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster too fast is the Equivelant of having your brain smashed out of your head by a lemon peel wrapped around a solid gold Brick.

It was strong, stronger than he remembered, and he nearly hurled right on the bartender to to it's extremity.

luckily, he managed to hold his lunch, and ordered some Pertzeals in the hopes of keeping his dinner.

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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'


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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:06 pm    Post subject:
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Do I smell some HHGTTG? Joke
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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:21 pm    Post subject:
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How'd you guess? Joke
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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'
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 Post Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:49 pm    Post subject:
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" What's taking so long? "

Lance had been waiting in the Cantina for awhile now; was he supposed to go somewhere? Had he forgotten?

No.... so Alexus was just a bit late. Lance was patient.

Any orders, Alexus?
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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'
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Jayceon Taylor
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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject:
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After their brief trip to Bonadan, Jayceon and Nephle found a small Cantina near the Nespis Spaceport. It wasn't of a low level - no scum were around, or bums trying to scab a drink. It was middle-class civilians, a few Nespis officers and other people.

All the same, when Jayceon stepped in, he was saluted briefly. One man in the Nespis uniform simply looked around, not observing the Executor's prescense. Jayceon walked over to his table and leant over.

"Name, sir? And may I ask, why are you in Nespis badges and ranks?"
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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:39 pm    Post subject:
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Lance jumped and turned around.

" Uh, um, A-Admiral Lance Jerak r-reporting sir! I was offered a position by Lord Alexus Seinar, and he told me to come to Nespis VII. "


You forgot your end color tag. Joke
Fixed it for you.
-Ams

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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'


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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:30 am    Post subject:
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Jayceon rubbed his brow and stood again. He paused for a moment, then laughed.

"New recruit, eh? Well, for one, it seems strange that Alexus would invite you to meet him here! Still, it's my duty to look after officers under his wing. The name's Jayceon Taylor...I'm both the Executor of the Nespis Republic and a Commodore, which means I only take orders from Alexus himself." he raised another stern brow, then grinned and laughed again. Nephle, who had been standing to his side, laughed soon after, quite superficially. Jayceon raised an eyebrow and the captain stopped at once, returning to his straight standing pose.

"So, what are you drinking, Admiral? Rounds on me." Taylor said - and just at that moment, Nephle walked away over to the bartender nearby. After a little chat with the bartender, Nephle returned, tapping Jayceon on the shoulder.

"What now, boy--" Taylor was cut short as Keller drew his blaster and shot him twice, once in the leg and once in the side. Taylor was stunned by the attack and slumped against the bar, struggling to find his armament. He stared up at the new recruit, shouting at him with his eyes as the Lambda captain turned foot and started to run.
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+ Commander of Sovereign-class Flames of the Dragon
+ Ex-Admiral, Nespis Republic

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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:47 am    Post subject:
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Lance saw his commanding officer shot, and despite the desire to make sure he was ok, he realized he had to go after his assailant.

He drew his lightsaber and chased the man out of the bar. He ran behind the Pub and out of visibilty. Lance chased him, and found he wasn't there. Suddenly a thud came from the roof, and he heard someone utter "Frak! " and Force-jumped onto the roof.

" Who the Hell are you?! " The man screamed, obviously not used to the abilities of a Jedi.

" I'm Lance Jerak, Admiral of the Republic of Nespis. Now Cease and Desist! "

The man drew his blaster

" Over my dead body... "

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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'
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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:00 pm    Post subject:
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Through his hazy vision Jayceon managed to make out the new Admiral running and drawing a weapon...he squinted and looked out, and with a jolt of shock realised he had a lightsabre - Jayceon didn't even know people had them!

He drifted in and out of conciousness as he saw the treacherous Nephle run from Jerak out of the bar, before his vision finally went black. By this time the bar had been evacuated, and several Nespis officers and med droids were tending to Jayceon. As the droids prodded and poked him with their devices, he awoke, and heard clatters over his head, on the roof - then fell out of conciousness again.
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" I will give you one more chance: Cease and Desist! "

" I will give you one more answer: No! "

The man raised his Pistol, and found it wasn't in his hand. To his surprise, it was floating far out of reach of an average Human.

Forunately, Nephle always kept a Spare.

He pulled out the blaster so quickly Lance didn't see where it came from. He did, however, see the Crimson Bolts flying toward him and deflected them back at his attacker. None hit.

Before he could fire another shot, however, His hand was sliced from his arm by the Jedi. It had gone far enough, and he found that it would be the only way to ensure no Civilian Casualties.

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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'
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 Post Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:51 pm    Post subject:
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That was it. If this Alexus had actually needed help, he would've said something by now.

The Jedi got into his ship and left Nespis for Annaj, where his old friend and ally had taken control. Rather violently, unfortunately, but the media was usually guilty of blowing up the truth.

He only hoped...

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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'
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Lance stared at the multi-level neon building that had been erected on the site of the Green Krayt Cantina.

It was a trendy nightclub now, and judging by the stench of vomit and deathsticks that hung low in the air, it was as trendy as trendy could be without causing everyone near it to throw up. But then again, the smell confirmed that it was, in fact, that trendy.

Lance casually strode in, obviously out of place. Though most of the people were young, like him, they seemed more... hip.

The young marshal struggled through the sea of jabbing elbows, trying to apologize to everyone he hit, though no one asked, nor heard his utterance over the blaring vibrations that one might call music, if one were a trendy, vomiting type-of-person.

At the bar, he attempted to order something good, but they only had trendy, vomit-inducing drinks (that is, for one with a refined taste like Lance), so he gave up and took a seat, trying a piece of the candy that the bartender had set there.

The candy was apparently the trendy, vomity kind, as that's exactly what the Correllian would have liked to do.

The girl sitting next to him giggled, then laughed at him.

" I guess these aren't exactly edible... " he said.

" Not for someone like you. " She responded.

Luckily the music wasn't very loud at the bar.

" So.. what's your name, hipster? " She asked, grinning at her witty nickname for him.

" Lance. Jerak. Lance Jerak. My name, that is. "

She giggled again, and introduced herself.

" Well I am Kristina, goddess of love and cyrene of death! Approach at your own caution, mortal. "

He laughed in response, and began a conversation with the girl.


The two did not seperate until the wee-hours of the morning, as they strolled out of the nightclub together.

" I'll seeya' later, hipster. ", she said, holding his hand, then walking off.

He examined his hand, and saw a piece of paper had been left in it.

He read it.



Tomorrow morning. The Star of Nespis park. BE THERE. Joke



"So subtley romantic..." he said, laughing at the crude smiley drawn on the note, and the fact that he would only have a few hours of sleep. But with enough energy water, anything was possible.


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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'


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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:50 am    Post subject:
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I can't believe I missed this thread... sorry about ignoring you earlier mate when Sienar was in charge, I really do appreciate your contribution.
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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:11 pm    Post subject:
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Heh, no trouble mate Very Happy After all, I didn't wait for very long, and there was Jayceon's assassination attempt that kept me busy.
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" Cheer up Brian! You know what they say!

Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Others'll just make you swear, and curse.

When you're chewing on life's Gristle
Don't grumble! Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best... and

Always look on the briiiiight side of life... "

-Otto to Brian, during crucifixion, 33 A.D.

" Police Officer: The personal effects of Jake Blues... one broken pair of sunglasses... one unused prophylactic... one soiled... "

" Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western. "

" Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. "

-The Blues Brothers

Lance Jerak
Julian Noble
Lord Tarpin
Kristina Stark
Silas Orites 'Zealot'
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