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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:06 am    Post subject: Do you have any cigars?
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Yeah, I'm lookin for some cigars. And not those immitation ones.

I'm also looking for a job as some sort of janitor. I'd work for the Imperials, but quite frankly they just make too big a mess.

I'd work for the Rebels, but they're too tidy. I'll go unemployed ya know?

So what I need, is lots of garbage! But not decaying matter...one time I found a thumb in the garbage can, do you know what that smells like after five days? Man! I could have just strangled the guy who left it there, but I found him in another bag. I figure he'd been through enough already so just let him be ya know?

I'd also like a nice clean place to swim once in a while. See I like swimming. I was in the East River one time, but Jerry wouldn't let me come over because of the smell. See he said nobody swims in the East River but I said they do. So I told him I saw a couple of guys out there just kinda floatin...they weren't movin much but they were out there.

I've had a long trip too. I was on a transport and this mugger springs up and tells us all to put 'em up! So the driver-he passes out from all the commotion and we're OUTA CONTROL! Then the mugger falls over and as he gets up...I slugged him! He falls to the ground unconscious and so then I have to take over the wheel. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts chokin me! So I'm fightin him off with one hand, and I keep driiivin the bus with the other. So then I opened up the door and kicked him out at the next stop ya know, with my foot. Well, people kept ringnin the bell!

Anyways I'm on the run from Corellia because some guy got angry at me. See he had a cat and I figured I'd just use the automatic feeder. So then I end up shorting out the building's power with a paper clip because these kids had their music on so loud. Well the feeder goes off, I can't get in and the cat starts meowin. So I uh moved into a motel and the uh...cat...eventually died.

So! If ya wanna have a great neighbour, just lemme know! Oh I'm down. You better believe it.

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You better watch out buddy, he's gonna gitchu next!

Why don't we driiive out to Rockaway and...HIT EM! INTO THE OCEAN!

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Man...that is the UGLIEST thing I ever saw...you stink!
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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:32 pm    Post subject:
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Well, there's also the DRWP and Killiks to work for. Joke
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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:28 pm    Post subject:
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What kinda Janitor would work for bugs? I mean come on not even Roger Wilco would do that. But then there's the Killiks
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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:42 pm    Post subject:
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I'll pay you 1,000,000 every Friday.
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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:17 pm    Post subject:
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That's a lotta cigars. But where am I gonna get my meaningless intercourse that's guiltfree from? I look at a Killik and I say "No chance in hell! Shocked "

Well, I have to get the the coffee shop. My friends are waitin' for me there.

*Pauses*

Eh dit dit dit.
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You better watch out buddy, he's gonna gitchu next!

Why don't we driiive out to Rockaway and...HIT EM! INTO THE OCEAN!

"She said I was a hipster doofus. Now am I a hipster doofus?"
"No, ofcourse not. Ofcourse if it was good to be a hipster doofus I'd have to rethink the whole thing."
"Said I wasn't good looking enough. Jerry, look at my face. Am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?"
"...You're very attractive."
"Eeeeyeah!"

Man...that is the UGLIEST thing I ever saw...you stink!
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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject:
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Well I am sure there are some nice joiners there for you
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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:13 pm    Post subject:
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*shuffles feet*

Well I guess uh, I'll have to take the only one who wants someone like me...

But here's the deal, Vic ( Can I call you Vic?), I only work what I say is a work day.

And I get Sunday-Saturday off.

Fair?
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You better watch out buddy, he's gonna gitchu next!

Why don't we driiive out to Rockaway and...HIT EM! INTO THE OCEAN!

"She said I was a hipster doofus. Now am I a hipster doofus?"
"No, ofcourse not. Ofcourse if it was good to be a hipster doofus I'd have to rethink the whole thing."
"Said I wasn't good looking enough. Jerry, look at my face. Am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?"
"...You're very attractive."
"Eeeeyeah!"

Man...that is the UGLIEST thing I ever saw...you stink!
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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject:
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Deals off the table. Can't afford it, it's worth the maint of an Unu-II.
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Alexus - Moskau, Moskau, Wirf die Gläser an die Wand says:
"Why? What's wrong?"
Alexus - Moskau, Moskau, Wirf die Gläser an die Wand says:
"I've got VVD."
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 Post Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject:
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Unu II? What happened to Unu I? Is there something I should know about?

If it's what I think it is, and I'm thinking what I think you're thinking, then you're way WAY OFF!

I don't feel comfortable about working for a guy who can't keep his Unu I. Man, that sounds wrong. Shocked

Besides, I don't want to work for a cockroach.
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You better watch out buddy, he's gonna gitchu next!

Why don't we driiive out to Rockaway and...HIT EM! INTO THE OCEAN!

"She said I was a hipster doofus. Now am I a hipster doofus?"
"No, ofcourse not. Ofcourse if it was good to be a hipster doofus I'd have to rethink the whole thing."
"Said I wasn't good looking enough. Jerry, look at my face. Am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?"
"...You're very attractive."
"Eeeeyeah!"

Man...that is the UGLIEST thing I ever saw...you stink!


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