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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:48 pm    Post subject: Sith Training Methods
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Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
oh, stop pouting

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
be a Sith

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
k.. *mauls Swali like a rabbid squirrel*

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
...

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
I eat rabid squirrels for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
My squirrely army! YOU BASTARD!!!

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
lol

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
*institutes the thin red line*

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Foamy will learn of this >.>

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
can Foamy with stand the charge
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
of my Imperial Redcoat army!!!

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
He has squirrely wrath on his side!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
and my Imperial Redcoats
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
HAVE MUSKETS

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Yes! THAT REQUIRE LOADING AFTER ONE SHOT!!!!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
that's why they have

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
I have millions of rabbid squirrels!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
BAYONETS!

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
MILLIONS!!!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
and
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
FALCONETS
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
and
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
A REALLY GOOD PEST REMOVER GUY!

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Hmmm...
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
*arms squirrels with MP-5s*
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Bwhahaha

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
*drops an A-Bomb, H-Bomb, and F-Bomb*

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
rofl
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
*squirrels rot, causing a cloud of disease and bad smells to engulf the world*

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
no
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
the cats eat them first
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
then they board space ships which self-destruct far far away

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
My squirrels have a slow acting poison injected into them
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
DAMNIT

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
pwnt

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
*leaves planet* You'll rue the day you messed with the squirrely one! RUE IT TO THE MAX!!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
and, so, Pauly Shore died, and no one cared

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
rofl
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
I wonder if fox will buy movie rights to that... rofl

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
probably
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
Fox has no standards

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:51 pm    Post subject:
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In my defense.. I was drunk... *dissapears into the shadows like a trikki ninja*
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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:51 pm    Post subject:
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Liar. Joke
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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:51 pm    Post subject:
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You can't prove a thing!
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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:53 pm    Post subject:
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Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
In my defense... I am baked out of my skull...

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
ROFL

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Or drunk... whichever is more readily believable

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
neither

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
because I already know both are lies

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Damn...

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:55 pm    Post subject:
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That conversation never happened, and I'm not guilty on grounds of patriotism!

>.>
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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:56 pm    Post subject:
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Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Grrr... *needs to divise better excuses for random internet crazyness*

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
rofl
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
how 'bout
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
deny the entire conversation ever happened and you're not guilty on grounds of patriotism

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:58 pm    Post subject:
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Hmm... Boba Ninja away! *woosh!*
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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:02 pm    Post subject:
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That's a lie.

My supporting evidence?

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that's a lie

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:06 pm    Post subject:
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...So, that's where my tax money goes? Joke
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Crazed says:
water is really cat piss
Supreme Moff Ams Jendob--Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps this petty pace... says:
ROFL.
VvD says:
Its good with some Soy Sauce
Crazed says:
...cat piss?

Solo - the Reckless Corellian says:
FISH SEX

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject:
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Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
that's a lie

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
?

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
>.>
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
nothing

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
....
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
I deny on grounds that Vader's IQ doesn't rival that of a toaster oven's.... >.>

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
Falsifying evidence

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
MISTRIAL! PROSECUTION IS A JEDI PSYCHO KILLING MACHINE!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
This does not prevent him from practicing law at a full capacity

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
YOU THREATENED THE JURY WITH A BLUNT END OF A LIGHTSABER!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
The jury is an impartial band of ewoks
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
Do you question their judgement capabilities?

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
... Yes.. on grounds that they're scared of you.. and no one can understand them!
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
And their slaves!
Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
*they're

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
I have a very able Ewok interpreter on staff
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
And, they are not slaves
Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
They are a free indiginous people of Endor

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
The interpereters are Imperial! MISTRIAL!

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
This is an Imperial court.

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject:
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What tax money?

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REAL Imperial Tax Bill

Me
You
Not Ams Jendob


NOWHERE is there an Ams Jendob on the real Imperial tax bills. You are guilty of tax fraud, medical malpractice, and bestiality (on the grounds that Shy is a bird).
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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:15 pm    Post subject:
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*edges closer to the ban button* You said something? Joke
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Crazed says:
water is really cat piss
Supreme Moff Ams Jendob--Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps this petty pace... says:
ROFL.
VvD says:
Its good with some Soy Sauce
Crazed says:
...cat piss?

Solo - the Reckless Corellian says:
FISH SEX

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:16 pm    Post subject:
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Psst... He also says you smell...
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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:19 pm    Post subject:
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*points finger*

Prove it!
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Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Hey, does Ams smell?

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
Yes!


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Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Hey, does Ams smell?

Brent - I'll stick you, then I'll take your oxygen away says:
I don't know

Dj (Runtse duh shang-dee, ching daiwuhtzo. Wuoshang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-too!) says:
Hmm... *edits into "Yes"

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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:22 pm    Post subject:
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LIAR!

>.>
<.<
o.0

*burns all legal documentation involving the case*
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I have photographic evidence that that statement is edited from its original content!


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 Post Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:34 pm    Post subject:
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I can't read it. Joke
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Crazed says:
water is really cat piss
Supreme Moff Ams Jendob--Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps this petty pace... says:
ROFL.
VvD says:
Its good with some Soy Sauce
Crazed says:
...cat piss?

Solo - the Reckless Corellian says:
FISH SEX

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That's the point. Joke

It's supposed to be like...I'm showing you evidence, but since you can't read it, it could very well be the same thing he had. But, it's not. I know what it says and I can read it.
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